A School Pageant to the Brand Spankin’ New Vice-Presidential Candidate of “Real America”.

7 Jan

Invocation: Why America Must Defend Herself Against Godless Everybody Else –Reverend E. Titus Boone (The new good-lookin’ Pastor.  Good-bye, Reverend Walker – have fun fishing in heaven.)

Sticks and Stones Won’t Hurt You But Your Bottom Won’t Feel So Good If You Lie to Your Ma and Pa — Sung by the Sunday School Li’l Glee Club.

Paul Ryan and the Lord: the One-Two Punch to TKO Satan –A Mime Presentation by the Haverhill Twins.

The One Percent is the Sweetest Percent — A Dance/Tumbling Exhibition by the Brothers Houlihan (with narration, using real quotes from future President Ryan’s best-selling ‘lectronic book –Will Work For Rich Folks by Pappy Houlihan.)

True Blue Believers: A Banjo-stravaganza — The Red State Trio

I Dreamt I Found the Water Logged Carcass of Ol’ Osama bin Ladin and Hung Him from the Town Hall Clock — A series of haiku-type poems read slow and serious by Mrs. Daimler’s Third Grade Class

Closing Prayer — President Barack Obama (if he happens to be  in town and feeling patriotic.)

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One Response to “A School Pageant to the Brand Spankin’ New Vice-Presidential Candidate of “Real America”.”

  1. Grant Harvey August 12, 2012 at 7:34 PM #

    Amazing. The Brothers Houlihan are going places

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