The Greatest Musical Force in the World If You Exclude Doug Besterman

14 Jun

 “I got laughs.  I got giraffes. I got a funny way of walking.”

“I got tickles in my nose. A smile that always shows.  And I ain’t known for balking.”

“I can play a guitar, a flower or a duck. It’s all just music to me.”

“I give it a strum or a hoot or a honk or a hi-diddle, diddle and a hee-hee-hee.”

“Fun is my name. I’m number one in the game.”

“If you think I’m a fraud, don’t bother to applaud.”

“But for goodness sake’s don’t overlook my RESUME!”

SFX:   WACKY WHISTLE, SERIES OF DUCK CALLS AND WINSTON CHURCHILL’S VOICE PLAYED BACKWARDS.

“I’ve played for paupers and queens and some of the finest folks you’ve ever seen.”

“Played a bunch of weddings, kids parties up the ying yang and once a bar mitzvah.”

“I’m always on the go and if you blink too slow, you’ll miss my whole act and that ain’t bushwa.”

“Whether you’re single or twin, the show’s about to begin.”

“Sit back and relax. Get ready for funny bone attacks.”

“It’s time for Mr. F.U.N.!”

SFX: KRAZY KOW BELL, GUY SCREAMING AS HE FALLS OFF MOUNTAIN AND HALLELUJAH CHORUS WITH HIP HOP EFFECT.

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2 Responses to “The Greatest Musical Force in the World If You Exclude Doug Besterman”

  1. Richie DeMaria June 14, 2011 at 12:44 PM #

    ha i think i’ve met this guy before.

    reminds me of “the most unwanted song,” a composition scientifically designed to be the least likable piece of music ever: http://www.wired.com/listening_post/2008/04/a-scientific-at/

  2. Richie DeMaria June 14, 2011 at 12:46 PM #

    (the result is astounding and kind of lovable)

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