The Stuff that Women Absolutely Don’t Get About Men.

19 Aug

Men are willing to sweat like pigs and crash into one another willy nilly simply to do something out of the ordinary with a ball.  This is the nature of sport.  Somehow, it’s very important.

Men are proud of that fact that their emotional development was arrested at the age of twelve.

The basic difference between men and apes is that apes don’t need an insecticide to keep bugs off.

Men wouldn’t be so afraid of their feelings if they didn’t seem to get them into trouble on a daily basis.

Men are really quite happy to not give a damn.

Arguments to the contrary very few men look good naked. Hence the invention of clothes and eventually Western Civilization.

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2 Responses to “The Stuff that Women Absolutely Don’t Get About Men.”

  1. Liza July 29, 2012 at 10:58 PM #

    Another well written observation, sir. Thank you for your insight.

  2. Cali'sPleaStopMicra (@StopMicra) July 30, 2012 at 3:04 PM #

    Please don’t speak for all men. Most of the men I know (who are gay) do not relish crashing into each other like sweaty pigs, and a great deal of them look great naked.

    We’re also not afraid of our feelings.

    So you must be referring to that subset of men who feel the need to portray a stereotype…or perhaps it IS because their development was arrested at 12. Fortunately, I just don’t have any of those kind of men in my life. All my male friends are smart, well-rounded, and emotionally considerate human beings.

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