The Women of France: Part Three — Indefinite Hiatus

28 Sep

Boys,

Mucho kudos on the wrap party.  The decor and food were exactly the kind of up-scale dimensions I’ve been pitching for the show since day one.  Hey, I heard through the grapevine that one of the network bigwigs knocked back way too many shooters and dressed up as the young King of France…. It wasn’t me, was it?

At any rate delicious closer.  Plenty of yoks but at the end not a dry eye in the house, yadda, yadda, yadda. That’s why we pay you the Big Bucks.  That being said the Powers That Be — good series title BTW, google it — that is to say the Big Boys have decided to put the show on indefinite hiatus.

Research has been in the toilet.  Mostly comments like “Was there only one woman in France in those days”  I don’t want to say I told you so but there you have it.

But it’s not all bad news.  We tested the idea of a reality show based on people who went to the guillotine or faced death in some way and lived to tell about it.  You can have them race around the world or get stuck on a peninsula and have to live together or something.  We trust you.  Hey, one of those hotties from The Playboy Club should be available soon.  It’s an ill wind dot dot dot.

Your pal,

Wes Baudelaire

Dictated but not read.

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