Here’s Al!

10 Oct

ANNOUNCER: NBC and Google Plus –It’s better than Google it must be Google Plus proudly presents– Here’s Al! A full hour of fun, frolic and deep thoughts about the Universe from the Big Brain’s Big Brain and your host, Alllllllllllllllllbert Einstein!

APPLAUSE AND STANDING OVATION.

EINSTEIN: D’ank you. You are much too kind. I’d hate to see what you’d have done if I were Madame Curie.

LAUGHTER.

EINSTEIN: We have a terrific show lined up for you tonight. Later on I’ll be explaining what E = MC2 means… again!

LAUGHTER.

EINSTEIN: We’ll have a visit from the Relativity Dancers and our guests will include Cosmo Larkins, author of “The Big Book of Birth of the Universe: The Big Bang Theory”.

EMBARRASSED LAUGHTER AND LOUD WHOOOOOOS.

EINSTEIN: Now, now none of that. We’ll also have Al Gore, The Situation and Whitney. And since it’s Thursday we’ll be using the PolarX, the extremely high precision GPS gizmo to see if we can get some neutrinos to beat the speed of light. But first let’s meet some cute meercats.

LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE.

CUT TO COMMERCIAL.

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