How to Write a Fan Letter That Gets Results.

12 Oct

Dear Farmer Don,

I have just come home on a wrestling cloud after watching you totally thrash Killer McVea at the Sports Dome. I am basking in the glow of your glorious victory. It is like a sunburn only a lot better.

I have been a big fan of yours before I was even born due to my father also being your fan. Of course, I liked you even before you started working under the moniker of Farmer and got yourself a mule. (I’m glad that you won your court case that allows your manager to stand in your corner during the entire match even though he is a four-legged animal.)

I was even your fan when you started out and basically stunk up the joint. You are much less embarrassing now — Way to Go!

Your last two matches were especially well fought and bloody. I think your opponent was even bloodier than you at the end. So, thanks for validating my instincts in regard to evaluating talent.

Could you send me an autographed 8X10 preferably one in which you are covered in blood?

Thanks — Your Greatest Fan — Billy Steinkellner — Age 10


One Response to “How to Write a Fan Letter That Gets Results.”

  1. request letter October 25, 2011 at 2:32 AM #

    Great tips! This will really make an effective letter. Thanks a lot.


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