If Gary Baseman Isn’t Nearby With a Sharpie This Dude Is Also Extraordinary.

24 Oct

Note: This story also appears in Bill Steinkellner’s Postcards from the Moon — available on Amazon for Christmas gifts and the inflating of Mr. Steinkellner’s ego.

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