Stuff the Average American Knows About the Presidents

16 Dec

Ones they can name off the top of their heads– Washington, Lincoln, Kennedy, Clinton, Bush and Obama.

The coolest thing about being the Prez– you can call for Air Force One as easily as ordering up a pizza.
(Easier than ordering a pizza is calling up an “air strike”.)

The President lives in the White House as little as possible.

The President’s Christmas tree is so big they have to have a tv show to honor the lighting of it.

The President has to believe in Jesus.

The President has to be a man. (And at least half-white.)

The President has to be hetero like Tom Cruise.

The President has to be a millionaire. (At least by the time he leaves office.)

You have to look like the only reason you want to be President is that you want to help the country. Any other reason just won’t cut it.

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