Free (Works Every Time, Slam Dunk, No Worries Mate) Advice

7 Feb

Get fit.

Eat healthier.

Don’t get defensive.

Look on the bright side.

Help others. (Especially non-celebrities and people who don’t advance your agenda.)

Avoid walking around all pissed off and looking like you just smelled something bad.

Always try to figure out what the life lesson is before the cops slap the cuffs on you.

Don’t act childish… unless you are a child. Even then only if you haven’t had your nap.

Whistle a happy tune. (If you can’t whistle go watch some little kids play “Duck, Duck, Goose”.)

If you can’t figure out who the sucker is in any given situation the sucker is you.

Make a list. (Check it twice.)

When all else fails go to sleep.

Never eat the last three cookies.

Laugh a lot… at yourself.

Don’t be in a war.

Don’t worry… unless due to some family superstition it makes you feel better.

You can’t make anybody do anything they don’t want to do, so save your breath.

The reasoning part of an adolescent’s brain (and these days adolescence can go up to the age of thirty)
is buried deep like oil, so don’t expect to find it without a lot of effort or purely by accident.

Anyone who doesn’t take Cheri’s advice is just not paying attention.

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2 Responses to “Free (Works Every Time, Slam Dunk, No Worries Mate) Advice”

  1. Jonathan Stark February 7, 2012 at 5:23 PM #

    Words to live by. Especially the part about Cheri.

  2. SiouxP February 25, 2012 at 4:08 PM #

    Cheri should have a syndicated Advice Column. Sioux đŸ™‚

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