Things That Try As Hard As It Can Bill Steinkellner’s Brain “Just Can’t Get”.

24 Feb

Hunting.

Everyone at some adult gathering who would rather be somewhere else including the host.

Personalized license plates that just spell out the model of the car even though that was put on the back of the car by the folks at the factory, already.

The Indianapolis 500.

Caviar, oysters, clams and scotch.

Field and Track.

Most of the music created since 1976. (Excluding Sister Act and anything written by John Boswell.)

Getting dressed up.

What the STAR of a show is thinking most of the time.

Sushi.

Jewelry for men.

Stunt casting with actors or characters from tv shows that are still on the air.

Owning lots of shoes.

Why Glenn Close felt she had to dress up as a man in a movie.

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3 Responses to “Things That Try As Hard As It Can Bill Steinkellner’s Brain “Just Can’t Get”.”

  1. LIza February 24, 2012 at 7:03 PM #

    I was just thinking the same thing!

  2. SiouxP February 24, 2012 at 8:09 PM #

    Ditto (except for caviar, oysters & clams). Great postcard–where on earth did you find it? The postcard got John & I thinking–where on earth is 5th Avenue in Chicago? Turns
    out it was originally called Colorado Avenue and renamed Fifth Avenue in hopes of
    attracting more upscale businesses. Hoping that people would associate it with New Yorks’s famous Shopping district. The name change took place around the time that Chicago beat out New York to host The World’s Columbian Exposition. Love, Sioux 🙂

  3. Joanne Varallo (Doyle) February 27, 2012 at 12:05 PM #

    And women who wear high heels with shorts!

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