Kit Steinkellner’s Sorta #1 Fan

13 Mar

“Hey, Kit, Kit, Kiiiiity, kitty, kitty Kat, kat kat. I am so burrrrrp-ummed. ‘scuse me– bummed. Man, that
ripped right through me. Didja hear that? That was digustin’ even for a pro binger like myself. Where was I?” …

“I was celebratin’ what a good job you did on your tech rehearsal — whatever the hell that is– and I had a couple of beersky six packs, too many. I’m pretty sure I missed that whole freakin’ play that you wrote.”

“I am so red faced — I mean more than normal about my burrrp burrrrp transgression. I missed both acts right?” …

“Oh, it was only one act? Then I urrrp… don’t feel so bad. Not half as bad as my body does. My body feels like it was hit by a damn bus. …”

“I was?! Holy crap! Thank God I had a buzz on or I coulda been killed. But like I said I slept through all the shows of your show…. Uh-oh, I think I might hurl. Urrrrrrrrrrrrp. Nope, we lucked out. It was all air. But Jeez, that felt like getting hit by that bus again. Tell you what one of these days I’m gonna see one of those plays of yours when they do it in Hollyweird… No need to thank me, I’m your freakin’ Number One Fan…”

“Man that girl runs fast. See ya in Tai Chi… if I ever go. Hey, lucky day there’s some back wash left in this bottle of Bud.”

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One Response to “Kit Steinkellner’s Sorta #1 Fan”

  1. SiouxP March 14, 2012 at 4:57 AM #

    Very funny post. You seem well-versed in inebriated speech–been practicing? LOL, Sioux. 🙂

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