The Old School Enforcer: Two Thousand Years of Obedience.

1 May

“A stern word or lipless smile usually suffices. However, in extreme cases more is called for. Face slapping is not only a sign that one has no self-control but in many cases can inflict more pain to the disciplinarian than it does to the disruptor of the class.”

“Instead a yardstick can be used effectively especially on the back of legs. Be aware that more effort might be needed if the perpetrator is wearing corduroy pants. I recommend the “pointer” as an instrument for reaching the maximum acceleration. This surely gives the best wallop for your buck. No pun intended.”

“For longer duration punishment, nothing is more efficient than placing a pile of books on the outstretched arms of a kneeling delinquent. Silent. Non energy draining. Perfect.”

“Sending them to the cloak room to be alone to think about their transgressions is a mistake. They will just flirt with the girls and brag with their friends how “easy it was”. Remember there are no cloakrooms in hell.” And above all else– have fun!”

One Response to “The Old School Enforcer: Two Thousand Years of Obedience.”

  1. Jonathan Stark May 1, 2012 at 2:58 PM #

    ‘Cloakrooms’. There’s a word I haven’t heard in a long time.

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