A Solve It Yourself Mystery Because God Knows I’m Too Busy, Heck I’m Three Madmen Episodes Behind.

9 May

The Crime:

The corpse of a hauntingly beautiful woman is found at the bottom of a steep set of stairs. It is murder most foul.

The Clues:

The woman has a tiny puncture mark just over her right eye-brow. A hand bag that is very matchy-matchy with the woman’s skirt. (It is empty save for an unused ticket to Istanbul.) An antique lace shawl whose fringe is tinged with blood. (Hers possibly but it gives off the vibe of having different DNA.) The shawl has been flung fifty feet away in a bushy somewhat over grown area. A tiny canary that has been crushed to one tenth of its normal size by a powerful force of some kind. (Human?) A copy of a 1988 New Testament with all references to Mother Mary neatly cut out leaving numerous tiny rectangle shapes. A badly chewed red golf pencil.

The Detective:

You. Good luck. Remember each day the trail grows colder and the killer laughs at your incredible dullness.

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One Response to “A Solve It Yourself Mystery Because God Knows I’m Too Busy, Heck I’m Three Madmen Episodes Behind.”

  1. Jonathan Stark May 9, 2012 at 5:44 PM #

    I believe I have it. The killer IS… what? Put down the gun! Turn yourself in! The killer is….ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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