“I’m here about your sign.”
“We’re not hiring no more. Besides Wanda does all the personnel and she’s off Wednesdays. So, vamoose.”
“No, no, the sign says that this is a sexual catharsis center?”
“Oh, yeah are you a cop? Because our license is in perfect order. All our ladies are American … or legal aliens… or whatever the law requires.”
“No, I’m not a cop. I’m just a potential customer or client or whatchamacallit. I just need an explanation of sexual catharsis.”
“It says sexual catharsis, huh? I never looked. I like to keep my head down and my nose out of other people’s beeswax. You do that and sometimes you find a dime. But mostly you stay out of trouble.”
“Okay, but … it does say sexual catharsis quite plainly…”
“Okay, I’m thinkin’…First off it is totally legal and well within the community standards of the community …
of our section of Santa Monica Boulevard. And it doesn’t say sexual catharsis is guaranteed. We are a center but not a certifier of your sex being cathartic. Could hit the jackpot. Could fail. Not our fault either way.”
“Well, what can you guarantee?”
“We guarantee you’ll uh, … get off.”
“Sounds good. What can I get for ten bucks?”
“Ten bucks!? Beat it and don’t let me see your punk face ever again. … Some people… Wants a sexual catharsis for ten bucks. That don’t buy you two minutes of sexual confusion in this berg, Pally.”